Dear Whittards of Chelsea,
DON'T LEAVE ME.
PLEASE.
NOT NOW, NOT NOW I'VE DISCOVERED
I CAN MAKE MY OWN TEA, NAME IT, AND HAVE IT PRINTED WITH A PRETTY LABEL.
SCREW THE RECESSION, WE'LL RUN AWAY TOGETHER. OH GOD I'D SOONER DIE THAN SEE YOU IN FINANCIAL PERIL, MY LOVE, MY OOOONLY LOOOOOVE!
Yours,
♥ foreverrrr
Ris xx